For each of the categories below, list one thing you love, one that you hate, and then, take a deep breath and tell us something you hate to admit you love.
Really.
You’ll feel better for it!
Jake's Answers
Food:
I love Apple Pies especially the ones Gemma makes
I hate cheese.
Gulity pleasure: Chocolate because I am really trying to loose weight at the moment
Clothes:
I love hoodies and short skirts on girls of course!
I hate Teddy lingerie circa 1980's as well as the body suit from the same era
Guilty pleasure: Tracsuit pants made from microfibre and lined. They don't look sexy but they are comfy
Books:
I love, The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A.N Roquelare the only book I ever read properly
I hate Mills and Boons. They should never have been written.
Guilty pleasure: Picture and People magazines.
Songs:
I love Nikki by Prince
I hate Anything Country and Western
Guilty pleasure: Kevin Bloody Wilson. Very wrong but freaking hilarious. Special mention for Do Ya F%&#k On First Dates
Movies:
I love The Matrix Trilogy
I hate Pass
Guilty pleasure: Pornos.
TV Show:
I love Dr Who
I hate CSI type shows
Guilty pleasure Pass
Celebrity Crush:
I love Kaley Cuoco who plays Penny on Big Bang Theory, Special mention also goes to Karen Gillan who plays Amy Pond in Dr Who. I would like Gemma to get her hair dyed the same colour.
I hate passGuilty pleasure: come back later I might have thought of one then
Music Group:
I love ACDC
I hate Boyz to Men. Boy Bands, teeny crush type bands.
Guilty pleasure
Sports Team:
See Gemma's answers below.
The only time I will watch sport will be if they make sex or pole dancing an Olympic Sport.
Bonus: Sexual position, act or fetish
I love women in short skirts with no knickers
I hate people touching or playing with my balls
I love cum, seeing it in girl's pussies, watching guys ejaculate etc.
Gemma's Answers
Food:
I love chocolate cake
I hate tripe. I was once conned into eating it by a Vietnamese friend. NEVER AGAIN!!!
Guilty love: Chicko Rolls. They are so wrong and not really recognisable as a food but YUMMM
Clothes:
I love my thigh high black vinyl boots
I hate grandma undiesGuilty love: Corsets. I own many more than I should and I would buy many more if it wasn't for the guilt
Books:
I love lots and lots of books and I don't really have a favourite one.
I hate: On principle I have refused to read the Twilight saga
Guilty Pleasure: I used to have a weakness for Jackie Collins books when I was an adolescent.
Songs:
I love Blue Monday, the Orgy version on their Candyass album
I hate anything by Weird Al Yankovic
Guilty Pleasure: I grew up listening to 60's and 70's Country and Western Music. I have a love for the music of Johnny Cash
Movies:
I love: I have a thing for deep and meaningful movies like Cold Mountain but also ones with massive amounts of stupidly gratuitous violence like The Mummy
I hate: Horror movies. I was forced to watch Ammitiville Horror when I was twelve. It scarred me for life.
Guilty Pleasure: Chick flicks like Mona Lisa Smile.
TV Show:
I love: Big Bang Theory; "Knock Knock Penny"
I hate: American reality shows like Cops, Wife Swap etc. We know there are a lot of wrong people in the world do we need to watch them on TV?
Gulity Pleasure: In the Night Garden. I am constantly amused by how stoned the writers of this show must be when they are working.
I love Vin Diesel especially as Riddich in "Pitch Black"
I hate Jim Carey. He is just annoying
Guilty crush, Angelina Jolie. Need I say more?
I love Powderfinger. "Odessy Number Five" is one of my all time favourite albums
I hate any of these Boy Bands and some of the posy Dance Crews that are around right now.
Guilty Pleasure, Maroon Five (A boy band I know)
Sports Team:
I just hate sport. I don't follow it.
If I have to choose a love the Australian Netball team
I hate with a passion The Broncos
There is no Guilty pleasure in watching sport in this house.
Bonus: Sexual position, act or fetish
I like spit roasting. Funnest thing I have done in a very long time
I hate, agressive women who think they are bisexual but don't know how to be gentle and seductive
Guilty Pleasure: Double vaginal penetration. Something I want to do over and over again.


Thoughts on Jake's answers:
ReplyDeleteWe're not huge fans of Kevin Bloody Wilson but Ho Ho Fucking Ho is on our Christmas playlist that we bring out in December.
Definitely not a fan of CSI-type shows. They're so formulaic and paint-by-numbers. Jill enjoys them though.
ACDC is one of the greatest bands of all time.
Thoughts on Gemma's answers:
Your refusal to read the Twilight series makes us like you even more. Jill read the first one halfway through and disliked it; I, on the other hand, couldn't bear to witness this figurative de-fanging of the vampire on paper or on film.
I'm definitely not a fan of country, though if forced to I would prefer to listen to '60s and '70s country over more modern country. That said, I love Johnny Cash.
American reality shows are awful. That they have been so popular for the better part of fifteen years makes me sad.
-Jack