Tuesday, September 25, 2012

TMI Tuesday - Celebrity Sex-a-Thon

This week's questions were submitted by Mrs B. Not THIS Mrs B. another one who is just as sexy. 


Jake's Answers

I don't really subscribe to the whole celebrity thing. I don't read gossip magazines and I really don't care who is doing who. I would rather spend my energy chasing after hot sexy women who are within my reach, like Gemma. So this week I am going to refrain from answering the questions.

I will add a comment about question 5 though. If you give your partner permission to have sex with a person based on the assumption that they are never going to actually have that opportunity it is not really giving them permission.

Gemma's Answers

1. What is your closest celebrity look alike? And who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?
Back when my hair was blonde I attended a party and everyone there insisted that I looked like Meryl Streep. Before that I had never thought that I looked like any celebrity in particular. I happen to think that Meryl Streep is a pretty awesome actress and I guess she is sexy in her own way but I think I am way more smokin that her!


2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And if the opportunity presented would you have sex with them?
OK I will go with female first; I think Angelina Jolie is THE hottest woman on the face of the planet, especially in the Tomb Raider movies. Would I have sex with her? HELL YES! The award for the hottest male celebrity changes from time to time but I have had a long term thing for Vin Diesel. Would I have sex with him? Probably, as long as it didn't involve too much conversation.

3. What celebbrity do you fantasise about but wouldn't admit to your friends?
I don't really have an answer to this one. Just like Jake I am not really in to the whole celebrity thing.

4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was on the tape and what did you think of it? What would you have done differently if you were in the video instead of them?
I honestly have never watched a leaked celebrity sex tape. I did think of googling one just for research purposes but then I realised that I would just be reminded of why I didn't want to watch them in the first place. I have never really been into porn movies in the first place and so I can't see why some grainy ameteur movie would be worth watching. Sex is always much more interesting live. 

5. If you are in a relationship is there anyone your partner knows that you have the 'hots' for and they give you the O.K. to be intimate with? Who would be theirs?
Well I have my partner's full permission to be as intimate with Mr Fix It as often as I choose. he is a celebrity of sorts as someone went to a superhero party recently dressed as him. I am not sure who Jake would be interested in in the celebrity stakes but I give him permission to live his fantasies. 



6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?
Hmmm I can't really pinpoint a particular person that I have lusted after right now. But if there was someone like that I think I would probably be very tempted to skip over the dinner part and head straight for the bit where we are naked.


Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal what would your answer be and why?  
I can't really give a straight answer to this one. Of course I would like to be all altruistic and say that money doesn't matter that much to me but there would probably be a set of circumstances that would tempt me. I definitely wouldn't be that focussed on the cash to say that it wouldn't matter about the person I would just close my eyes and think of the cash. So on the whole it would be a bit about the cash and a bit about the experience.

From what I remember of the movie Indecent Proposal the ultimate 'issue' that the husband had with the proposal was the classic Hollywood idea that his wife would go and fall in love with the rich guy who seemed hell bent on seducing his wife. Of course sex isn't just sex in most cases. There is always some kind of connection between the parties but that doesn't mean that if you fuck someone you are going to fall in love with them. 

2 comments:

  1. Jake's comments are spot-on and would have gotten a round of applause from us had we been in the same room as him. We're fairly uninterested in celebrities and their private lives and thus found this week's questions a bit difficult to answer. And we also agree that a having a list of celebrities who you are allowed to fuck but who you will never actually meet is missing the point.

    Gemma's comment about Vin Diesel was amusing; neither of us can stand the sound of his voice.

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  2. I really appreciated Jake's take on question 5. The probability is SO small, discussing such a thing between partners is pretty much moot. And anyone can be more open-minded until put to the test.

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