I remember once there was a blankety blanks style set of questions for TMI and I treated you all to a video of a vintage Australian television show of the same name. I am tempted to post another one again. We will see what happens by the end of the post.
1. If my sex life were a film it would be rated X18+. (Based on your experiences in the last 12 months and using your local film rating system.)
I never realised this but Australia has a very strange rating system when it comes to sex and sex related items. Because of this the only rating that I can give my sex life is X18+. The main deciding factor in this decision was that my sex life features "actual sexual intercourse". I was a little amused to read this because I am not sure how to make a porno that DOESN'T feature actual intercourse and according to this classification X18+ films are not available for sale or hire in most states of Australia including the one where I live. Oddly I can walk into any adult store anywhere in my home town and purchase a porno that features penises going into vaginas and various other apertures. Not sure how this isn't 'actual sexual intercourse'.
2. I got a body for worshipping and a face for kissing.
It aint easy being a sex goddess but I manage it.
3a. It is extremely sexy when a guy builds something himself.
I am not talking extremely "look how great I am" showing off kind of building just your every day, "hey honey I knocked up a TV cabinet for you" kind of building.
3b. It is extremely sexy when a girl kisses another girl.
I know Jake will agree with me here. There is just something about girls kissing. Especially when they are kissing me.
4. Doing cooking naked makes me nervous.
I can usually come at most tasks and things nude or mostly nude but cooking requires full clothing to be worn. Heat and bare skin are not a good combo.
5. In the morning I am always naked.
If you sleep naked you are going to wake up that way. Plus it just streamlines the morning quickie process.
6. I would love to swim naked in the Karijini National Park.
Jake and I watched the Australian movie Red Dog last night. The movie is set in the Pilbara region of Western Australia which Jake and I visited in 2010. One of the most memorable places we visited on that trip was Karijini National Park. Which is full of waterholes that look like this
|Photo used with permission of Jake Jones|
Bonus: Fill in the rest of the poem Roses are _____ Violets are ______
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just give me a chance
And I would do you
Roses are for posers
Violets are for fakes
I am more interested
In a bunch of trouser snakes!
I did spend a very enjoyable half an hour perusing Blankety Blanks clips on You Tube but I have refrained from bestowing on you Graheme Kennedy's unique humor this time.