Monday, August 26, 2013

TMI Tuesday - Fuck Like a Porn Star

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This week's questions were again contributed by several TMI regulars. Thanks guys for some great questions! As usual make sure you check out the other entries on the TMI Tuesday Page.

1.What sex act have you seen in porn videos / films and have never done but want to do?
I almost never watch porn so I don't have any porn inspired fantasies. Most of my to-dos are related to situations and scentarios rather than particular acts. So I guess the answer to this question is no. Although this looks like it could be fun.


2. A lot of porn is remakes of old ideas. It is difficult to be creative because it is all basically about the same thing. Everyone is starved for ideas and if some new idea is successful it's immediately swamped by knock-offs. Do you have an idea for something even a little bit new in porn?
Most of the porn I have seen is terrible and very unimaginative. If I were making a porno and had an unlimited budget it would feature a story line about a woman who has a rather long fucket list and proceeds to embark on a journey to tick off all of her items. 

A second idea would be a secret camera planted at an actual sex party featuring real people not the perfect porn stars. Normal sized fucking in a drunken orgy. 

3. Whilst ideally we'd all like to say our partner provides us with the best orgasms, what is really making you see stars?
a) masturbation
b) sex toys
c) my partner(s)
I would have to answer (c) partners. I do see stars when I have sex with Jake. Not every time but some times. If he has some help then yes stars are very likely. 

4, Have you ever 'cheated' on your partner, and did they know / find out? Would you want someone to tell you if your partner was cheating? Define what you consider "cheating".
Once in the dim distant past I did cheat on Jake. It is a very sad tale that involved alcohol and a work collegue. He did find out very soon afterwards because I told him. That was a significant turning point in our relationship and really the source of the brutal honesty that I feel is our trademark today. Our definition of cheating is quite different from the mainstream version. Basically we define cheating as doing something that you don't want your partner to find out about. That could be a text, a photo, a conversation or sex or all of it. It is lying about something.

In terms of someone telling me if Jake is cheating. I honestly can't imagine being in a situation where he was lying to me about anything like that. Given that he has permission to have sex with other women and we have the brutal honesty thing going on I think I would know if he was hiding something. I don't think I would like a well-meaning person poking their nose into my relationship because most people don't have a good handle on how things work between us.

Bonus: Give us 2 -3 erotic Paragraphs incorporating the following words; Magnificent, Nero, Licks, Hard, Nipples (No you can't use them all in one sentence).

Nero unzipped his jeans and pushed them down over his ass. The thin fabric of his boxers stretched tightly over his bulging cock. He smiled as he looked down at her, keeling expectantly waiting with her hands bound behind her back. Her wide brown eyes looked up expectantly, her body was almost wriggling in excitement. 
Slowly he slid his fingers into the waistband of his shorts, she bit her lip in anticipation and wriggled forwards a little.

"Be still!" he commanded. 

She stilled herself and looked downwards drawing his eyes to her nipples that were hard and standing to attention. Her eyes, more demure now, returned to the prize in front of her face. Slowly he eased the fabric downwards to reveal his magnificent cock. She inhaled a little making a visible effort to restrain herself. Pleased with her restraint he stepped forward and stroked her lips with the head of his cock. She opened her mouth a little to lick the precum from the head of his cock. He resisted the urge to take her hair in his palm and press her face down onto him. Instead he tilted his hips and presented his balls to her. She responded well massaging him with licks and taking each ball into her mouth before releasing him and moving up his shaft.
 
     
  


 
   


4 comments:

  1. Yes! Cheating=dishonesty. The details vary between people, but the basics remain just that.

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  2. Hot bonus answer!! The pics were quite stimulating as well!

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  3. 2. "normal sized fucking in a drunken orgy" --- Sounds just like FetFest, which happens this coming weekend. Come on up! http://www.fetfest.com

    4. great foundation in your relationship.

    Bonus: OMG that was good! Got my blood racing. Nero must read this. The pic was a nice touch, too.

    -H

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  4. ohhh my.. The sticks drawing caught my attention and it makes me laugh though because I can relate on those. hahaha Girls with braces

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