Welcome to another edition of TMI Tuesday. This week's questions look like fun so let's delve in and see what falls out the other side.
1. What is your dirtiest secret?
I completely lack the ability to keep secrets from almost anyone so I struggled with this one for a while. I do have a dirty sneaky secret that I will share with you all as long as you don't judge me too harshly. I sometimes like to sneak into a certain chat room without saying anything and watch men masturbate.
2. What is the sweetest thing you have done for someone?
Some days I feel like I spend all of my time doing things for people. I have organised several sexy surprises for Jake which I have posted about on these pages. A more vanilla type surprise which did cause much excitement was a time when I painted my daughter's bedroom while she was away for a week staying with her grandmother. She came home to a dream little girl's pink room complete with flower mural. The mural is still in place and I think she will keep it for many years to come.
3. What is your favourite foreplay act to give?
I love to give head. Especially if I can start with a flaccid cock and entice it to hardness with licks and caresses. Jake loves it when I take his completely soft cock into my mouth and lod it as it grows until I can't contain it any more.
I love caresses. Not exactly massage just lots of stroking over my whole body especially my back and belly. Once things start warming up then the skilled use of fingernails and some little bites and well placed spanks and I will be warmed up and ready for serious action.
4. State five (5) facts about your body.
a) My body is a bit rounder and curvier than I would like but I am learning slowly to accept it.
b) I have very white skin that has been kept out of the sun quite well. I grew up on a farm and spent a lot of time out in the sun. I hated that my mother made us wear big hats and long sleeved shirts and slapped sunscreen on us whenever she could. Now as I watch Jake get skin cancers cut out with scary frequency I am grateful.
c) I have fully natural breasts that I have absolutely no intention of enhancing with surgery every.
d) I have cellulite. So does every other woman in the world.
e) I have mild hypertension that I have interited from the same mother that saved me from skin cancer. I guess she couldn't catch every ball.
5. Would you like to fondle the person next to you?
I am sitting in the doctor's waiting room scribbling the answers to these questions in my notebook. The person next to me is definitely not someone I would fondle. In fact no one in the waiting room is. Which is a little bit sad.
Bonus: Penis or Vagina? Why?
This is a hard one. I o enjoy giving a nice vagina a workover. They can be a lot of fun but I am never tuly happy if there isn't a penis around somewhere to finish me off. There is something about they way cocks fill you up and hit all the right spots that make them indisposable.
Why don't you head over to the TMI Tuesday site and see what other dirty secrets are being confessed?