Tuesday, April 22, 2014

TMI Tuesday - Odds and Ends




1. How addicted are you? You are in a rush, there is no time to make your morning coffee or stop to buy it. However, you can save time and get your “energy high” by brushing your teeth with a caffeine-infused toothbrush. Would you buy and use this product? Why or why not?

This is a really easy one for me. I don't drink coffee at all ever. I don't even like coffee flavoured things like tirumasu so the idea of a coffee-infused toothbrush doesn't appeal to me at all. 

2. You made a sex list of all the things you’d like to do but haven’t done. The list was lost and discovered by your boss at work. He/she ask if they can help you tick a few items off the list. What do you say?
Ummmmm no! For several reasons the main on being that there isn't a single colleague at my workplace that I would consider having sex with. Especially my boss. Eeeeeewwwwwww! 
3. Sex around the house. Have you ever been bent over the kitchen counter or bent a lover over the kitchen counter and fucked? What did you like most about it? What did you like least?
I have been bent over both the kitchen counter and the bathroom sink. We have a large ceasar stone bench which we 'christened' several times. The main issue I found was that it was a little bit high and made the positioning a little bit awkward. The bathroom sink was much more user friendly. But if you really want a bent over fix I would recommend bending over and placing your hands on the ground in front of your feet. MMMMMMM
4. Sexting…How do you really feel about it?
a. Meh? Not my thing.
b. Can take it or leave it, usually have to be begged to do it
c. I like it, it’s like foreplay.
d. Love it! I’m always sending naughty notes and steamy pics.
e. What’s your number? I have a daily sexting list, wanna sign up?
c. It is like foreplay as long as it is actually foreplay. Meaning that I don't like to sext with people who I am not actually going to meet. But once a date is set and confirmed then let the sexting begin! 
5. What do you love to sniff? Why?
There is a rosemary bush growing near the path from my house to my garage. I love to walk past it and stroke the leaves and smell the scent on my hands. It is a really invigorating scent. My kids hate the smell but I love it. 

Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.

Hmmmmm well it is an interesting object. At first glance I thought it would be an interesting thing to use as a kind of massage tool. The feeling of the cold hard rings sliding over oiled skin could produce some interesting sensations. Then I thought about the alignment of the rings and to my slightly twisted mind it could be used as a type of penis adornment which could be quite, well alluring. 
Make sure you check out the TMI Page 
http://swinginggemma.blogspot.com.au/2014/04/tmi-tuesday-odds-and-ends.html 
to see who else is playing this week. 








5 comments:

  1. Bonus: Oh great thought to use for sensory play

    2. Lol

    3. Thanks for the tip on another position. Though I worry if fucked with a forceful thrust I might go head first into the ground :o

    5. I said rosemary too!

    Lovely to see your TMI Tuesday again,

    -H

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  2. Great answers, especially #3. I loved reading about your adventures with the bench! It reminded me of the fact that, the last time I fucked Jill in front of the counter in our hall bathroom I had her step up onto the little stepstool our daughter uses when she washes her hands in order to help us line up better. And I agree that few things are hotter than the bend-over-and-place-your-hands-on-the-floor (or grab your ankles!) maneuver!

    - Jack

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  3. Rosemary has such a amazing smell to it. I enjoy walking by them as well. I like to put my face in them and get a nice big sweep of the scent.

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  4. Welcome back Madam Gem. I've missed you, and I'm sure many others have too. I hear you on number 2. I've always thought work should be kept separate too private life. I have a rule, ALWAYS be the most sobre one at a work party. I've seen the destruction work hook-ups can leave behind. Rosemary is nice, but I LOVE the smell of rain after a long dry spell, and fresh cut grass. As for the bonus - I have something similar. Only one metal ring then a black leather band with red trim. It looks nice, but can be uncomfortable to wear. Does make me feel sexy though which is always nice.

    Thanks again Gemma. Please don't leave us hanging for so long next time though. And thanks for the "Face buried in wet pussy" tweet. That made me smile and wish I was cheek deep rather than at work.

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  5. This is my first time popping over to your place, so I'll have to take a look around. Sounds like you are pretty limber in the bathroom at your house. ;)

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